How to Outsmart a Thug

Alan Heuss was minding his own business in Columbus, Ohio when he was car jacked.  The carjackers took his BMW, cash, and his cell phone.  A distraught Alan called the police and filed a report.  Seeking solace, he went to his friends.  One of his friends, who should be given a badge and a retirement plan with the Columbus police department came up with an incredible idea. 

Since the carjackers had taken Alan's phone, they would probably at least look at any text messages that he had received.  The friend went about sending Alan a text about a party in the wee hours of the next morning with hot chicks and drugs.

The overly greedy carjackers took the bait and showed up at said party.  Unfortunately for them, they did so in Alan's stolen BMW.  To add to their misfortune, they didn't find any hot chicks or drugs - just cops!

Good job Alan and friends!  Way to take down the stupid greedy thugs!