ATM vs Bobcat vs Cliff

Attention!  Leavenworth, Kansas, I think you are the homeland of one serious dumb-ass. 

Someone in Leavenworth, Kansas stole a Bobcat from a construction site.  He then proceeded to take the Bobcat to an ATM, hook the ATM up and drive away with it.  His plan was to take the ATM to a cliff, drop the machine over the cliff, and collect the money upon the machine's ultimate demise.

Unfortunately, jackass got pulled over the cliff WITH the ATM while inside the Bobcat.  Police found the guy in serious condition, but say that he will live.

Perhaps, on future attempts, he should find out what the weight of a Bobcat is AND the weight of the ATM before attempting this stunt!  He should also figure out how to operate the Neutral gear on the Bobcat and get out before the drop!  Ah well, hindsight is 20/20!

Here's a clue - GRAVITY ALWAYS WINS

(as a side note, the police think that the guy spilled nails all the way down the street by the ATM to bust up the cops tires.  How come he didn't use the same type of foresight in his ATM robbery attempt?)